I found this great site that really walks you through, step by step of how to read music. But phew. 

How to Read Sheet Music
I find this interesting and will continue to explore it but even after reading it I do not think I have any idea how to actually read music. 

I am in no way musically inclined… I have always lived more of an athletic life. So maybe this thing is a miss.

At least I tried… 🎼